So, apparently, independent authors are selling the shit out of some erotic fiction. I need to get in on this! I could write a sexy, but classy story. I would never read such a thing, but I think I could pull off writing one. (Pull off. Lol.) Yeah, I’m definitely going to pursue this. I’m thinking about doing a goth/vampire thing. You know, draw in all those horny skanks who read “Twilight.” I’ll have to come up with a suitably absurd pen name, something dangerous, yet cheesy. I’m thinking “Damien Wolfe.” Yeah.
July 26, 2011